Schwartz Family

Viking lady is safe, for now. Tuesday was our roughest day yet; I was on the verge of drafting a craigslist post- 'Rotten machine, cheap.' After a good cry though, I admitted we needed counselling. Perhaps Joann Fabrics had a session for troubled relationships like ours? Viking lady was hesitant to leave the desk and travel across town so we talked things through- that is I stared at her cryptic manual- and finally, at very long last, discovered the source of our tension. I'm too embarrassed to say what the problem was...technically, it was my fault, but she could have said something! Anyway, we're on the mend now, piecing things back together, seeing eye to needle eye. We worked together yesterday for several hours without a single fight! A first in our eleven month relationship. So I think we may have turned a corner seam.